joi, 22 iulie 2010

Support..gimme 5

Mr Sarkozy, who was making his international debut at the G8 summit in Germany, says he is a long-distance runner and does not drink alcohol. Apparently he had more than just water to drink..but if he say so.."C'mon, people! Gimme one more try..and let me to explain..."

C'mon, that's ridiculous! I rather give him an uppercut than give him a look in this case but.. "Hey Monsieur! Get in front of thouse damn people ...They will give you the time to try, as to now it's nice to see someone stating their true opinion (risky as it may be) rather than ... whateva..". Anyway, what a heck, it's a man of duty...Put some respect in here and ..give him a long break after..
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          So, sooooo embarassed!!! C'mon folks, let's share..a..JOKE..
The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

"Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well, Paddy," Sarkozy replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"

"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Sarkozy paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begoora!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Sarkozy asks.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

Sarkozy sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke."

"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"

Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"

"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top o' the mornin', Mr. Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."

"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Sarkozy. "Why the sudden change of heart?"

"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and we decided there is no fookin' way we can feed 200,000 prisoners.


Anonim spunea...

LOL - very funny!

Couple of years ago, we did a holiday in Ireland. Took the care and toured the southern part of the Republic. we stayed in Irish bed & Breakfast places. At one place, on the Dingle peninsula in Co kerry, the landlady asked us one morning:

"Will you not be wanting a cooked breakfast then before you go out walking or will it be that you would be liking the continental if you are not becasue I can do you both?"

We looked at each other, and answered 'yes please'. Not having a clue what we would actually get served!!


Dyeve on 25 iulie 2010, 03:44 spunea...

@Juliana Matthews

Oh, God! You are so funny person and cute, dear Juliana. That's why I read your blog all the time!
Awesome story!
Thanks for sharing..I'll tell my GF about this too. Can I? smiles.

You know that each places with their unsophisticated people or sophisticated one, even weird. Something similar like this one, I meet myself, too.

All the best and a great week-end!



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