luni, 7 septembrie 2009

1 + 1 ..3



PhotobucketOn a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are isolated:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman

2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman

2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.

The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes here are low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling them both 'bloody wankers".

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied that at least the English are not getting laid.

11 comments:

ladislausasiancuties on 7 septembrie 2009, 09:49 spunea...

So this is such a cool story.I love it.Adica i-mi place mult!!!

chubskulit on 7 septembrie 2009, 12:47 spunea...

another fascinating story



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oscar on 7 septembrie 2009, 13:16 spunea...

I love it. LOL

victorysilcana on 7 septembrie 2009, 20:16 spunea...

ceea ce ei ar putea invata toate împreună .... jajajaja
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"BUTTERY"fly on 8 septembrie 2009, 07:31 spunea...

LOL!

dyeve on 8 septembrie 2009, 17:30 spunea...

@ladislausasiancuties
ma bucur ca ti-a placut!:)

dyeve on 8 septembrie 2009, 17:31 spunea...

@chubskulit
yeah!..do not let this beautiful kids...to read dyeve's blog..hihiii
thx for comment and visit..

dyeve on 8 septembrie 2009, 17:32 spunea...

@oscar

yo're welcomed anytime for a portion of fun..Im glad..:)..thx for visit..smiles

dyeve on 8 septembrie 2009, 17:33 spunea...

@victorysilcana

sonrisas.mi alegra amiga
bessito

dyeve on 8 septembrie 2009, 17:34 spunea...

@BUTTERY"fly"

smiles..thx..anytime.

Amanda on 10 septembrie 2009, 03:02 spunea...

OMG this is sooooooo hilarious!! I love it. Laughed really really hard because so many of the stereotypes here are true...sadly, in most cases.

 

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