miercuri, 29 iulie 2009

Funny morning


Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.

Q: Did you hear about the guy who figured out women?
A: He died laughing before he could tell anyone.

Q: How many men does it take to fix the vacuum cleaner?
A: Why the fuck should we fix it? We never use it!

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: Who gives a fuck? Why was she out of the kitchen?

Q: Why are women like parking spaces?
A: The best ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. (hmm, familiar)

Q: Why do women have breasts?
A: So men will talk to them.

Q: What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women nuts?
A: Money.

Q: Why do women have periods?
A: Because they deserve them.

Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to bitch at you, what did you do wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

Q: Why do men fart more than women?
A: Because women won't shut the fuck up long enough to build up the pressure.

Q: Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
A: If you dragged them by the feet they filled with dirt.

20 comments:

Amer on 30 iulie 2009, 07:17 spunea...

Really cute! on you blog!

your blog have many interesting info,really Enjoyed reading your blog.
Keep up the good work!
and i'll be back again in you site
See ya!

victorysilcana on 30 iulie 2009, 10:33 spunea...

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Vă mulţumim pentru vizită şi comentariile de pe pagina mea. Poezia a Rose .... Imi place.
Mulţumesc.
Salutări.

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Michelle Wun on 30 iulie 2009, 18:01 spunea...

I love the way your present your work. How you gather all those cutie photos? Envying.... :P

Anonim spunea...

haha :)) it very funny dyeve .

thank you for this . and have a nice day

dyeve on 30 iulie 2009, 18:48 spunea...

@Amer.

Thank you for your visit and youre kind word. See ya!..
youre welcomed anytime

dyeve on 30 iulie 2009, 18:53 spunea...

@victorysilcana

Hola querida n/n Gracias al igual que hizo su tiempo e ir a mi página /n Me extrañado. sonrisa
que espera con gran amor /n y una bella como usted

dyeve on 30 iulie 2009, 18:56 spunea...

@HD

thank you for visit and for the linck..I will definitely visit it and I'll tell you my opinion..txh for the beautiful words
Best regards

dyeve on 30 iulie 2009, 18:58 spunea...

@ michelle Wun

smiles..thx..I hope you enjoyed here..well I like cartoons verry much..still..to this age..why not?..hihihi...
depends..from anywere..when I like something..I take it..just cartoons to be...

thx a lot
see y'a

dyeve on 30 iulie 2009, 19:01 spunea...

@kakimp

thans. I thought you forget me.smiles..but it seams that youre not..I just see another page of youre site..a new one?
anyway..I am there..the first..hihihi

Thx my friend I really apreciated this..Una bellissima seratta..smiles
isang maganda gabi

PS - its corectly..or not..I dont know..I just trie ..hihihii

Anonim spunea...

i will never forget u dyeye . you are superhero lol . i see u in my blog updates everyday ;) . just wait for a good time to visit your site :D . sometimes i need a dictionary to translate it haha . i wish i understand RO . maybe u wanna be a teacher ?? :P

p/s : other site just the wallpapers image only . ;)

keep posting dyeve . don stop now ! the world need you hahaha :P

dyeve on 30 iulie 2009, 20:45 spunea...

@kakimp3

hahahaahaa
zuzu..Youre cute..Of course Be the force with U..
But I have translator here..dont working till now?
I check it..wt....
in wich language do u want to be the translateur..not in english??
its working..really..
Thank you for the beautiful comments..Them are the best here..in humoristic sens..:))
Have a gorgeous night..and morning..tomorow..smiles..

Ba-byee ...See y'a alligator..

Ganesh on 1 august 2009, 03:57 spunea...

Good one...

dyeve on 1 august 2009, 04:19 spunea...

@Ganesh

smiles..it will be soon another..stay clouse..keep in touch
thx for visit..see y'aa

Emma on 1 august 2009, 17:51 spunea...

My Q&A: Why do men and women think first and most about sex being at the same time sexist?
Because they have nothing better to do and it is most easy at the same time.

dyeve on 1 august 2009, 19:13 spunea...

@Emma

yeah! right babe..
as always...thx for visit and youre Q&A..nice..:)

Anonim spunea...

hi dyeve im back :D . seen you got a new 'brand' google translator installed . but it not working . lol . fix it dyeve !!

i wish you have working translator from RO > English :)

maybe the dream will come true .. or not :P

dyeve on 2 august 2009, 05:56 spunea...

@kakimp3

Welcome! anytime..you now I just wait to see you here especialy becouse I comunicate verry well with you..we are symphatethetic and full of humour, right?Right.smiles
.about the translateur.I put 2 or 3 in here..and the people an also ypu I trie it and it workinh..uff..push..the button in english..and see..check me..
oure wish become truth...:((((

thx for youre visit..Have a nice GOOD MOORNIIINGGG!!!!
see y'aa!:))

Anonim spunea...

hi dyeve . the translator work fine for me now . thank ;)

and u got music to . horaYY :P

dyeve on 3 august 2009, 12:23 spunea...

@kakimp3

Thx and a beautiful and funny monday!
Im glad..Halelujah!..:))

 

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